Rich Like The Big Boys

I want to be rich like the big boys but the market is a whack job right now. What should I invest in?

Continuing my conversation about using the Oracle about practical purposes - case in point.  How many people ever thought to ask the Oracle for investing advice?  Weeeeell, at least one caller did in late 2008 after the crash, and if I had taken the Oracle's advice and invested in metals, specifically, gold, I would have a different lifestyle today.  
* Disclaimer - the Oracle@WiFi is a performance art project. I am not psychic. I would never seriously use the images as the sole input to critical decisions. Please regard the divination aspect of this project as fodder for contemplation on random chance and it's role in the workings of the universe. Please note that I often tease, joke and make sarcastic statements.